Friday, November 18, 2016

“Sometimes I wonder if there is such a thing as true love, and then I remember my love for Facebook!”

 “You can never really say "what's on your mind", when your family is on Facebook!”

“If it weren't for FB and Whatsapp, I would have been quite under-employed!”

“Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from Home. We all know you're doing it for attention and we all know that you'll be back.”

“Sometimes I wonder if there is such a thing as true love, and then I remember my love for Facebook!”

“You know you've won the argument on Facebook when they start correcting your grammar!”

“For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction.”

“Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that "People are more interested in others life then their own!”

“If you want to make your dreams come true,The first thing you have to do is wake up.”

“Facebook's 'Seen' and WhatsApp 'Last Seen' were designed to make everyone single!”

“For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction... plus a social Media's overreaction!”

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“Good friends are like starts. you don’t always see them. but you know they are there!”

“I login to Facebook, I get bored, 
but i still don't wanna leave it.”

“Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.”

“When you have nothing good to Post on FB, don't put pressure on yourself. You may Shit.”

“Good friends are like starts. you don’t always see them. but you know they are there!”

“I’m gonna rest of my life, the best of my life.”

“Facebook shall also have Unfamily option!”

 “Dear Facebook. Every time I add a girl you ask me 'Do you know her'? Is she your sister?”

“Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.”

“I’m pretty sure the best thing about Facebook isthe ability to read other people’s fights.”

“Life is like Facebook - People will like your problems & often comment on them, but only a few will try and help you solve them, while everyone else is too busy trying to update their status.”

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